歌词来源专辑：华语女歌手 / 莫文蔚 / Somewhere I Belong A fIne romance wIth no kIsses
A fIne romance, mY frIend, thIs Is
We shoUld be lIke a coUple of hot tomatoes
BUt YoU're as cold as YesterdaY's mashed potatoes

A fIne romance, YoU won't nestle
A fIne romance, YoU won't wrestle
I mIght as well Play brIdge wIth mY old maId aUnt
I haven't got a chance
ThIs Is a fIne romance

A fIne romance, mY good felLow
YoU take romance, I'll take jello
YoU're calmer than the seals In the ArctIc Ocean
At least theY flap theIr fIns to eXpress eMotion

A fIne romance wIth no qUarrels
WIth no InsUlts and all morals
I've never mUssed the crease In YoUr blUe serge pants
I never get the chance
ThIs Is a fIne romance

A fIne romance wIth no kIsses
A fIne romance, mY frIend, thIs Is
We two shoUld be lIke clams In a dIsh of chowder
BUt we jUst fIzz lIke parts of a SeIdlItz powder

A fIne romance, wIth no glItches
A fIne romance, wIth no bItches
YoU're jUst as hard to land as the 'Isle de France'
I haven't got a chance
ThIs Is a fIne romance


Vocal: Karen Mok
PIano: BUgge Wesseltoft
GUItars: Lawrence KU
Bass: EUn-Chang ChoI
PercUssIon: AraI SoIchIro
DrUms: Yong Heng WU
VIolIn Solo: Peng FeI