歌词来源专辑：欧美男歌手 / Eminem / The Marshall Mathers LP2 BUt mY dIck's on strIke so all that love sh*t Is voId
B**ch I'm a cUpId stUpId wasn't for bLowjobs YoU'd be UnemploYed
OI oI oI man oh man YoU boY boY boYs
GettIng sIck at these gIrls gIrls gIrls
OInk oInk oInk YoU f**kIng pIgs
All YoU good boYs doInk doInk doInk
I got 99 problems and the b**ch aIn't one
She's all 99 of them I need a machIne gUn
I take em all oUt I hope YoU hear thIs song
And grow Into a cardIac arrest have a heart attack
And jUst drop dead And I'mma throw a f**kIng partY after thIs caUse

MY lIfe's be so mUch better If YoU dropped dead
I was laYIng In bed last nIght thInkIng

WoUldn't sh*t jUst be a lot easIer If YoU dropped dead (dead)
I woUld feel so (so) mUch (mUch) better